Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Monkey-faced pig

I'm gone! This post comes to you from my substitute Battlezookeeper.

A wonderful creature has arisen in China: the monkey-faced pig. We can only hope that it grows up and has many babies that look just like it. I also anticipate it will gain the ability to shoot laserbeams from its eyes. What is clear is that it will terrify people for years. Or possibly be made into bacon, whatever,

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