Wednesday, April 3, 2013

ANIMALS ON DRUGS


Animals on drugs: 11 unlikely highs from New Scientist. Watch out! Pretty soon they'll be taking PCP and bike off people's faces like Big Lurch, the small-time rapper who smoked a bunch and ate his girlfriend.

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Monday, April 1, 2013

HYENA BITES OFF WARTHOG'S LEG

If you think watching this hyena fuck up a warthog is bad, keep in mind that hyenas regularly eat human children. Don't go to Africa.

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Friday, March 29, 2013

PRAYING MANTIS DESTROYS HUMMINGBIRD

Coming off the heels of the previous post about an octopus eating a seagull, here's a mantis taking on a hummingbird. Fun fact: in the jungles of Brazil, there's a species of mantis that grows up to four feet tall. There are no recorded instances of it having killed a human, but you have to wonder.

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Wednesday, March 27, 2013

OCTOPUS EATS SEAGULL

Octopuses are scary enough as it is, but there's something fundamentally wrong with them eating birds. Remember that next time you step into the ocean - you can't even fly.

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Monday, March 25, 2013

MOST WTF ANIMAL PICS OF THE YEAR



50 Most WTF Animal Pics Of The Year
While not all of these pictures are, strictly speaking, of animals fighting, they still serve to remind us what a terrifying, dangerous world we live in. You are surrounded by animals, and they are all ready for battle.

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Friday, March 22, 2013

MAN ATTACKED BY DEVIOUS SHARK


Deceived by the size of this vicious creature, this fool lets his guard down. After the camera stopped rolling, the shark mounted him and forced the man to mate.

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Wednesday, March 20, 2013

TEENAGERS REACT TO HONEYBADGER NOT GIVING A SHIT

By now you would think everyone knows that honey badgers don't give a shit, but apparently these teens were not informed. Watch their reactions to Randall, star narrator of the honey badger video. Out in the wild, where animals are just battling all the time, being unaware can cost you your life. It's good they learned.

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Monday, March 18, 2013

DOG KICKS WOMAN IN THE FACE


Highly trained in several styles of the martial arts, this dog stone cold fucks this woman up in the face. Meanwhile, his cold-hearted companion cackles at the human's impending demise.

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DRUNK MONKEYS PLAN HUMANITY'S DEMISE




Turns out monkeys like to drink too. Sober monkeys are terrifyingly violent as it is. It's only a matter of time before this beach turns into a blood-soaked battlefield littered with the corpses of holiday makers.

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