Wednesday, October 15, 2008

I'm David Attenborough, and I Hate Nature

"I hate these koalas so much that I've taken the liberty of poisoning them. They may look peaceful, but I assure you, their death was exceedingly painful and I enjoyed every minute of it.

Hey look, a dick made of stone!"

The artichoke, by the way, is the extremely bizarre pangolin.

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