Wednesday, April 3, 2013
ANIMALS ON DRUGS
Animals on drugs: 11 unlikely highs from New Scientist. Watch out! Pretty soon they'll be taking PCP and bike off people's faces like Big Lurch, the small-time rapper who smoked a bunch and ate his girlfriend. >>
Labels: drugs, gettin fucked up, high animals
Monday, April 1, 2013
HYENA BITES OFF WARTHOG'S LEG
Friday, March 29, 2013
PRAYING MANTIS DESTROYS HUMMINGBIRD
Coming off the heels of the previous post about an octopus eating a seagull, here's a mantis taking on a hummingbird. Fun fact: in the jungles of Brazil, there's a species of mantis that grows up to four feet tall. There are no recorded instances of it having killed a human, but you have to wonder.
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Wednesday, March 27, 2013
OCTOPUS EATS SEAGULL
Octopuses are scary enough as it is, but there's something fundamentally wrong with them eating birds. Remember that next time you step into the ocean - you can't even fly.
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Monday, March 25, 2013
MOST WTF ANIMAL PICS OF THE YEAR
50 Most WTF Animal Pics Of The Year
While not all of these pictures are, strictly speaking, of animals fighting, they still serve to remind us what a terrifying, dangerous world we live in. You are surrounded by animals, and they are all ready for battle. >>
Friday, March 22, 2013
MAN ATTACKED BY DEVIOUS SHARK
Deceived by the size of this vicious creature, this fool lets his guard down. After the camera stopped rolling, the shark mounted him and forced the man to mate. >>
Labels: shark attack, shark rape
Wednesday, March 20, 2013
TEENAGERS REACT TO HONEYBADGER NOT GIVING A SHIT
Monday, March 18, 2013
DOG KICKS WOMAN IN THE FACE
Highly trained in several styles of the martial arts, this dog stone cold fucks this woman up in the face. Meanwhile, his cold-hearted companion cackles at the human's impending demise. >>
DRUNK MONKEYS PLAN HUMANITY'S DEMISE
Turns out monkeys like to drink too. Sober monkeys are terrifyingly violent as it is. It's only a matter of time before this beach turns into a blood-soaked battlefield littered with the corpses of holiday makers. >>
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Panda maims Chinese student
Panda attacks man in Chinese zoo
The 20-year-old student had ignored warning signs and scaled a two-metre (6.5ft) barrier to get into the pen.People, how many times do we have to tell you? Animals are not cute or cuddly once they're big enough to maul you. Hippos will crush your bones, koalas will take your face off with their claws and pandas (being bears, after all) are just as inclined to kill you as you are to hug them. On the other hand, two meters is a pretty high fence, so this guy must have really wanted it. High five for following your dreams, Liu.
State media say the panda bit him on his arms and legs, and he had to be rescued by the animal's keepers.
Speaking from his hospital bed, the injured man said the panda had looked so cute he had just wanted to hug it.
The article's winning sentence: "Keepers said [the panda] had recovered from the incident and was eating and playing as normal." >>
Labels: animal attacks, china, panda, zoo
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